menorahmaiden:

I swear to god, if I’m all excited to have a snack and you tell me I “shouldn’t have a cookie” not only am I gonna eat the cookie, but I’m gonna punch you in the face

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teenagebillionaire:

Drake’s probably still in that chair

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beckisbookshelf:

Fleur finally found a place where my kids can’t reach her. Smart kitty.

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What do we say to the god of death?

  • Persephone: knock knock
  • Hades: who's there?
  • Persephone: it's September hope you're ready to bang like a screen door in a hurricane